Limpet Whore

A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.

OR

Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"

Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."

Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"

by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009

Limpdickery

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.

Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"

by KwameKazi September 18, 2012

limpacorn

When you cut off a guy's small non erected penis and sew it to their forehead

Did you see that guy over there, he looks like a limpacorn?

by Devmarvan July 10, 2017

limyah

It is an arabic name for a girl .Gorgeous with an amazing smile and personality. Is passionate kind and is shows true love .

She's so gorgeous her name could be Limyah

by emoeelim April 19, 2018

Limp Gland

A flaccid, soft penis.

She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005