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Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.
When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.
by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010
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Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
by ilRabbino April 24, 2013
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light green

A term used in Marine Corp boot camp to identify a white recruit , from a black or dark green recruit .
All you fuckers are green now! Some are light green and some are dark green .I don't give a shit either way ! You are all worthless !!!
by Robery May 11, 2008
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Light Bulb HJ

When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.

Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Man, that Jewish girl named Steph gave me a Light Bulb HJ last night. It was terrible!
by Luke R. April 10, 2008
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light skin

(noun) A person, not necessarily African or biracial, whose complexion is lighter than black and darker than white. Light skin is not to be confused with a person that has fair skin.
Laurence Fishburne, LL Cool J, and Lisa Raye all have light skin.
by ill_logic February 21, 2011
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light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre April 4, 2011
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light the bifta

Oi mate you wanna light the bifta tonight?
by GideonSteam February 12, 2018
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