lava pussy

A lava pussy is someone with a very disgusting std infested vagina.

This girl is a lava pussy she stinks

by Shanayquisha2 September 15, 2013

lava song

A New Zealander's way of saying "llama song". Other synonyms include "larva song"

Look up the "lava song" on youtube!

by captnA August 22, 2012

lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma

Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.

by OhNoSecrets October 04, 2010

moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

by hectorzeroni69 January 14, 2018

Bean Lava

1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.

"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."

by Velodrama February 19, 2015

glitter lava

can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.

"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."

by glitterlavarocks March 06, 2009

lava you

lava you is a word that describes I love you.

I lava you

by CrazEnessgaming March 01, 2022