Tub of the Lard

a really fat, grotesque, fugly, enormous human, who when you see you just have to call out tub of the lard like some battle cry

Oh dayum! Here comes Tub of the Lard!!!

by LilKink! September 19, 2009

Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

by Zultan009 May 18, 2010

lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

lard lad

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

by Donky Puncher October 24, 2005

Lard Arse

A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.

"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"

by FlOrEnCe ! ! ! ! ! July 21, 2008

Lard Ass

A bad clan leader who sucks mocha flavored dicks.

Dumbed down: Kingdhalolord

Bad Clan Leader = Lard ass

by The Hat of Confused Mocha .Jr January 28, 2011

lard beer

beer containing un-identifiable floaties, often whiteish and foamy looking but slightly resembling lard. Often found in warm beer that has been sitting out over night- still drinkable but slightly disgusting.

Becki: Shit, I lost my beer, which one is mine?!
Alli: Here Becks, I think this is yours....
Becki: Ew!!! It's lard beer now, I'm getting a new one.

or.... "Finish your beer or throw it away, we don't want any lard beer around here"

by SparklwingDiamond2 December 10, 2010