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reboot lara

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.
by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018
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Lara Su

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH WHY YOU TOOK ME OFF THE MOTHAFUCKIN SCHEDULE WIT CHO TRIFLIN DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS BIG FAT BITCH OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I’M COMIN UP THERE AND I’M GON BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BITCH
Lara Su is a THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH WHY YOU TOOK ME OFF THE MOTHAFUCKIN SCHEDULE WIT CHO TRIFLIN DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS BIG FAT BITCH OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I’M COMIN UP THERE AND I’M GON BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BITCH
by quirky_giraffe November 29, 2021
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Lara-Day

Lara-Day takes place on the 10th of October. We celebrate this day in honor of Lara Puhr, who’s not just the most precious human being on this planet but also the prettiest and hottest girl out there. It’s a Day to celebrate her existence and to appreciate the things she does for her friends!
*casual conversation between Lara’s friends*

„It’s the 10th of October. ITS LARA-DAY!!“
„Yea lets all be more like Lara“

„Omg Lara.. she’s awesome.“
„Duuude Lara‘s HOT AF“
„Bro Lara could totally get it.“
by welovelara.com October 9, 2021
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Lara Petrač

A lesbian girl who won't shut the fuck up. Very unatractiv and short.
BOY 1:She is so unatracted and annoying.
BOY 2:She must be Lara Petrač.
by 123you stupid November 21, 2021
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Eric Lara

A person that is not as cool as Eric Leonard.
Man i wish i was Eric Leonard and not Eric lara
by Supa epic obama kisser November 29, 2021
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Lara-Anne

beautiful woman that loves to penetrate you and gives you the time of your life during sex......also known as the ULTIMATE SEX FAIRY and BEST AT SEX Lara-Anne is also an amazing person ......she is a lot of fun and will never ever harm you ,a very loving ,one with nature and beautiful person.
wow she must be a Lara-Anne , she is amazing at sex ....wow i didnt even know about all those amazing techniques last night, its like i was a virgin and this was my first time but with a SEX GOD!!!
by zodiac name definitions September 22, 2016
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Lara Sex

Person 1: *posts picture of Lara Croft* Person 2: "Lara sex!" Person 3: "Sex with Lara!"
by JJJJD May 23, 2021
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