Lappytoppy

If you are talking to your wife/girl friend and want to make it sound sweet. you can simply say Lappytoppy instead of LAPTOP

Hon, could you get my lappytoppy please... <3<3<3

by ILYSMA September 20, 2012

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

Lappy

Short for Lapdance

As in: She gave me a lappy..,
she gave me the sweetest lappy eveeer..

by Quints January 23, 2010

MONKEY LIPPED BITCH

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.

"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"

by skullme January 11, 2009

läppäri

Finnish word for "laptop"

Ostin uuden läppärin tänään.
I just bought a new läppäri today

by DictatorOfVähäkyrö March 21, 2005