free lancer

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

Sac-O-Lantern

A drawing of some sort of face resembling a smiley face or Jack-O-Lantern on ones scrotum or ball sac

Also an alcoholic shot consisting of half Peach Shnaps and half Southern Comfort

John quit using my sharpie makers to draw Sac-O-Lanterns on your nuts

by Jaco Alfonz August 8, 2008

jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

by Jim August 21, 2004

greek lantern

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

by mLeja December 14, 2008

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010

Lanzer

The creator of gaiaonline, the One, also known as the best, the coolest, the L337est, the sweetest and the restless. Please send him your moneys, so he can eat something else than ramen

- OMG, fucking fix gaia, you dumbass admins!11!111!11oneoneelventyonepineapple!11
tenthousandothers OMGSTFU, dipshit!

by Aldo September 13, 2004

boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern July 15, 2007