laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.

''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''

by Baab32 November 5, 2013

laser dot

Something which one finds themselves drawn to pursuing, but which is unable to provide adequate fulfillment due to its inherent lack of stimulus feedback. If one claims to enjoy chasing said "laser dot," it's more likely that they enjoy the act of chasing it while imagining what might be there for them once they've obtained it. This leads to hollow goal-oriented obsession and one will find themselves chasing other lights in an effort to make up for the lack of fulfillment that chasing the laser dot leaves them with.
Analogous to cats and dogs becoming obsessed with chasing laser dots, which their lazy owners use to entertain them, and consequently becoming easily distracted by light reflections that are present on the walls of the house at random times throughout the day.

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. Or a transdimensional civilization of assholes who can't help but reveal themselves as they observe us. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. They don't seem to want to interact with us at the moment. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"

by quietlyrioting June 29, 2015

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Laser Dyke

When you are rapidly attacked, or rapidly attack, without warning, either physically or verbally.

I was out playing golf when I almost got laser dyked by my brothers airborne golf club

by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022

Laserboy

A type of boy who is interested in sci-fi and is bad at video games. Typically canadian.

Look at Aiden over there, probably a laserboy.

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023