Legged

Having your mom grind on your shin, calf or legs.

Jay couldn't text back because he was getting legged pretty hard

by Jay's mother December 29, 2019

two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

Natural-Born Lagger

A person that was born a lagger. They know nothing but lagging it.

Dude you're gay, that girl wants you to push her shit in but you're laggin it. You're a natural-born lagger!

by jrami May 15, 2008

laggered

A word meaning drunk, also known as "3 sheets to the wind" or "piss faced"

I got so laggered last night, mate!

by Rachel June 28, 2004

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus

Patricia likes to eat my long legged larry.

by anonym.ous December 27, 2016

four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

by vamosver April 19, 2017