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moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017
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Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
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We're Finally Landing

Most well known as the intro and outro for gaming youtuber Summoning Salt, and a song frequently used by commentary and YouTube poop youtuber EmpLemon, most famously in his Dale Earnhardt video, after the quote "Come on, have you ever seen a NASCAR fly?"
We're finally landing is my favourite song.
You like Summoning Salt too?
by whatismyname182 September 2, 2021
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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avril lavinge

The worst, most annoying "singer" on the planet Earth. Thinks she is "punk", but obviously isn't.

See poser

Once said "I'm like Sid Vicious for a new generation!!"

(and somewhere on earth poor Sid spins like a pinwheel in his grave)
Omg! 'm lyke sooo punk rawk!! I listen to Avril Lavinge!! OMG!!!
by Allison April 8, 2004
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Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.
Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.
by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010
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