Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Kurt Cocoabain

The act of pushing a large amount of excrement at once upon an unsuspecting victim ready to munch your asshole

I was this close to eating this chick's ass bro, but she gave me the ol' Kurt Cocoabain

by Herpderpcake May 14, 2019

Kurt Cobain

a god.
a legend.

"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes"
"I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me."

Kurt Cobain is god.
do i need to say more?

by smellslikehoespirit March 9, 2021

Kurt Cobain

the rare occasion when a person does everything they're not supposed to do, but ends up being successful anyway

Sam: motherfucking jimmy pulled a kurt cobain and got a job before me.
jimmy: I love Kurt Co-
jimmy: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE

by I AM SARCASM January 9, 2021

angery kurt

a typical kurt who gets very angery

don't be such an angery kurt!

by qwertybn February 1, 2017

kurt cobain

heroin-addicted lead singer of nirvana.
The drugs drove him to the edge but his legend lives on. He was married to courtney love and they had a daughter called francis bean.

I love kurt cobain 4eva nd eva!!

by Ash February 16, 2005

kurt cobain

an incredibly awsome musician and song writer. lead singer/guitarist in the band NIRVANA.
some say he committed suicide. i think his wife(courtney love) hired a hitman to murder him. more evidence on how he didnt kill himself at justiceforkurt.com

rapper: kurt cobain?!?! he has no talent and is a motha fucka
nirvana fan: well look at ur rap shit. all u talk about is getting laid with ur slutty girls and gangs

by punkrevolution August 27, 2005