krystine

(noun)
1.skankoid that likes to stick cheese up her vahjayjay

2.hobo that lives on the street near publix in a shoppin cart on the stalkers prowl let loose only when sexual harrasment in the world is needed.

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by midowejfrtiwerot December 25, 2008

Krystina

An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax.

So Krystina has been a nasty slag all along? I knew she was trouble from the moment I first laid her.

by 10671996 February 28, 2017

krystine

kyristine is usually defined as fine as a door knob. she is almost almost always a night monger. she smells like a beutiful nasty rottwen piece of dingle berry poop hair

krystine hairy butt

by dingleberry manbearpig October 16, 2008

kryptondog

1. N. A being of supreme intelligence, wit, and sexual dexterity. See also pimp.
2. V. An extremely complicated sexual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.

1. You're such a kryptondog, Mister President.
2. You gave me one hell of a kryptondog last night, Mister President.

by James LaBove January 13, 2004

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"

by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006

Kryptonian

Groups of people who eat only Kryptonite for Dinner.

Z:I'm a Kryptonian!

M:You eat Kypton for Dinner?

Z:....Huh?

by Xildra February 19, 2009