Kristian

A guy who looks like a TikTok star. It's very annoying and cringe.

Who is that guy?
Isn't it obvious? He's a Kristian.
Ughhh

by HeheRobloxifuknowuknow November 23, 2021

Kristian

Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.

Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!

by Granny54321 March 21, 2023

Kristian

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser

person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.

by karie_girl April 3, 2025

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025