Kresgenator

Aka. Emily. She likes ginger baseball men, but has no rizz. Also likes seniors and kissing their younger siblings. She likes to make edits of the Dolan twins in her free time.

Stefan: No way Kresgenator has fake Birkenstocks
Jordan: The Strokencocks

Emily: Alright, chill unc.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Kristen sverige

Also known as the the result of what happens when a man takes a beast for his wife. Not just one beast ....but multiple. It is completely normal for a male to experience feelings of beastiality. Levels of maturity play a huge factor when choosing which beast to mate with. The moans that can be heard from such an act can be compared to those heard when one experiences Sverige. The offspring, also known as a Kristen Sverige, will one day come of age and start their mission to luring new beasts into this life style. But don't be fooled by it's sqwaking, this will never be normal or okay.

Jake: omg bro what is that horrendous noise?!?

Baxter: idk but I kinda wanna find out!
Tad: DONT DO IT MAN, that's a Kristen Sverige, it wants you to mate with it!

by Haymee August 11, 2023

crazy Kristen

Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.

“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt”

by ShiShu May 9, 2023

Kristen

Kristen is an amazing girl. She is lit af and always tryna do sum fun. if u find a Kristen (but it better not be mine or we gon have a fucking problem) hold on and stick with her, she will stick with u no matter wut happens. Kristens are beautiful as hell even tho they cant see it or just wont admit it. if u meet a Kristen it is definitely a good thing because she is so fun to be around and will always make you happy.

I love MY Kristen so fucking much

by JacksonLatimer November 15, 2018

Kristen Stewart

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

by Sand Strom August 4, 2009

Kersten

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

by Hadid September 7, 2008

Kristen

noun. Kristen is the nicest, sweetest, shy, craziest, smartest, debater and human to exist

"You're such a Kristen!"
"Aww thank youu <3"

by da fish December 16, 2019