Maggie

Beamer driver, woods lover, ginger men hater, and crackshack worker.

Maggie: Whatchu onnnn stink?
Katie: You’re actually cutting.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Kresgenator

Aka. Emily. She likes ginger baseball men, but has no rizz. Also likes seniors and kissing their younger siblings. She likes to make edits of the Dolan twins in her free time.

Stefan: No way Kresgenator has fake Birkenstocks
Jordan: The Strokencocks

Emily: Alright, chill unc.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Katie

A Kresge Killer. Absolute Kresg demolisher.

Maggie: Hey Katie, how is kresge?
Katie: Which one?

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023