kramnad

The act of masturbating

I was kramnading all night!
I fancy a kramnad right now

by wingedlegionary May 15, 2008

Kramer

To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do

He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.

by SP3DRPPG June 6, 2007

kramer

A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.

Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.

by Probing Tongue November 4, 2012

Kramptard

An avid listener to an inane radio show. Someone who knows their IQs are dropping everytime they listen, but already has lost so much intelligence already, that they're too stupid now to save themselves from further harm.

Guy1: "Hey, did you hear Limbaugh today? He was almost making sense!"

Guy 2: "No man, if you listen to that crap, you'll turn into a total kramptard".

Guy1: "Guess I'll go listen to blogtalk radio now!"

by Ultrapatriot_RLSH July 15, 2010

Kramer

a total jew. known for picking up pennies.

man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies

by krameriffic223 November 22, 2010

kramer

noun.

1.) A tirade or rant.

2.) A prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation against someone or something.

3.) A long or angry speech.

4.) A vehement oration.

Manuel: Yo man, you tired of Clois yet?

Xavier: Yeah, he been on a kramer about smokin all week. I think it killed his mother or something.

by Ralfo the Great December 31, 2006

Kramer

A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.

Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."

by a. monk October 12, 2009