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Kiwi

Slang term usually used by New Zealanders. This word means New Zealander.
"Im a kiwi and we invented pavlova"
by Kiwi #1 May 11, 2014
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Kiwi ingenuity

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017
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kiwi love

Represents the friendship and love between two friends, more commonly with females than males.
Two people celebrate their love while drinking a glass of passionate kiwi. To have this, one must also know the secret handsign. Call one another their kiwi slice.
1. I kiwi love you!
2. Yo, kiwi slice! Poor me another passionate kiwi!
3. Let's go get kiwi love tattoos!!
by Deanna Kay June 13, 2008
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hot kiwi

When a man puts a kiwi into the anus of his partner. He then inserts his penis into his partner's rear end, coring the kiwi. He removes his penis (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
Seth loves a hot kiwi.
by Seth/Muriell September 12, 2006
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Kiwi

A guy from a guild on Windrunner, named Kris Halabalooza, who likes to insert his penis into sheep, and girls who are really men
Hey hala who are you always being a kiwi and banging sheep men?
by kekdreamwhisper October 3, 2009
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kiwi accent

a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.
Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"
by holmesinho January 26, 2007
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Kiida

The sister of Nerose Kame, her magical skills far exceed his own speelcasting, but her age results in most of her hatred towards all.
by Matt Evans November 3, 2003
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