Kindercunt

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.

I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.

by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021

The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008

hugo kinder

Mr steal your girl just ask Henry

hugo kinder is just a beast

by Martinocosvegehe September 16, 2020

amogus kinderjoy

amogus kinderjoy is when u could win a kinderjoy egg from an amogus game

aidan: if u vote for val i will give u kinderjoy
elmo: OKAY YAY AMOGUS KINDERJOY

by ur moms hot and gay af March 11, 2022

Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022

kinder

when someone has a blonde moment, its called a kinder moment. it means someone whos blonde on the inside but not blonde on the outside. its refering to the kinder surprise chocolate eggs which are milk chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside.

"holy crap, i just had a kinder moment."

"god! stop being such a kinder!"

by Haimi Malu November 3, 2009

kinker

a girl who is in love with a boy.
and also is a nerd who can secretly be a wookie

that kinker is crazy

by mamajama April 23, 2005