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kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.
"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"
by J January 21, 2004
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Kicked in the piss

Getting not only kicked in the nuts, but the whole junk.

This phrase came to me in a dream. I pissed someone off, and they said "I will shoot you in the face and kick you in the piss"
Coldhandedman made someone mad, and got kicked in the piss
by Coldhandedman August 26, 2009
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Kicked in the nuts

The whole month of December you get a free pass to kick any boy in the balls
The whole month of December a boy has to give a free pass to let them get kicked in the nuts
by Kicked in the nuts September 30, 2021
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v-tec just kicked in yo

A popular phrase on 4chan. The phrase was supposedly invented because the v-tec engine 'kicks in' at a certain speed. Mainly used in reference to cars, but some people have said it for no reason at all on 4chan.
I dare you to say "v-tec just kicked in yo" outside of 4chan. Even better, say it in meatspace!
by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005
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kicked in rubbish tin

A person of distinctly ugly appearance. Really grotesque facial features. Often associated with fuglies
Yo, that dude's got a head like a kicked in rubbish tin
by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005
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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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Konked

Kom k e d
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you

means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or

Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"

"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"

"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"

"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)

"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)

"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"

"Hey,

You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"

"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019
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