illuminati

Ancient brotherhood of bastards thats one wish is to blow the vatican to fucking bits,
oh and they are scientists!!!
I am an illuminatus!

You are not an illuminatus(a members if the illuminati)

by AbydosGater December 28, 2005

The Illuminati

When get oral sex from a girl, as you cum you slit her throat and watch your cum come out the slit in her throat.

When I get that girl alone tonight, I'm going to give her an Illuminati.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Illumination

Also known as Lu. A ditzy, gullible, vegetarian with large eyes. She enjoys doing dumb stuff and saying dumb things.
See retard

"WOw look.. That retard has huge eyes!"
"No, that's just Lu."

by Cem November 8, 2004

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 5, 2005

Illuminati

The Illuminati is a public organisation, controlled by nobody. The work of the Illuminati is symbolic in nature. As Bavaria beer, features a compass as their logo, one of the symbols used by the Illuminati. Also numbers, colors and numerology are used. For example: the Illuminati symbol is a triangle and an EYE. Some say the eye of GOD. Triangle=3, EYE=5+25+5=35 3+5=8. 38! OR GOD=7+15+4=26 2+6=8, 38! God is a 3 letter word that calculates to 8, 38! 8 is also an infinity symbol on its side. 38 is CH in alphabet. As in Christ, Jesus Christ. The old greek, ICHTHUS, ICH=938. I=jesus ch=christ. All other people claiming direct affiliation to the Illuminati are either lieing or being controlled by nobody for certain purposes. The real Illuminati has only 1 member. As already described.

The Illuminati is controlled by Nobody. I am Nobody.

by Nobody_38 October 4, 2017

Illuminati Popper

A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.

"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."

"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."

"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"

by Howard Taft November 21, 2011

illuminati

Illuminati from the latin word illuminatus, enlightened. Basicly they were the first atheists who got fed up with the State Church's and had the resources to do something. With lots of strieve, blood shed and power have they rose above many and now control powerful political bodies, who they use to influence the world.

Very little is known about this group, there are some theories, but we're mostly clueless, we are aware of them, but it doesn't affect them, for now.

The illuminati will slap you in the face if you're a gullible or plain simply use you for their... I mean for the greater good of humanity.

by Elixz March 9, 2015