keving

keving is a verb which means to squat or sit to urninate. This word only applies to males of the homo sapien species.

Someone who is keving in the bathroom: I sit down when i pee theres nothing crazy about me I'M just taking a whizz and mind your own biz why is everybody always staring at me?

by willPost4Food January 10, 2010

Keeking

The act of masturbating on or in Various Objects at Random Times

John was keeking on top of my counter last night. It was fucking nasty!

by Zoodle96 June 18, 2012

keeding

Singsang and Kitcat's way of saying kidding

Person 1: Hey, Chris lost weight!
Person 2: Really??
Person 1: Nah..i'm keeding. He's still a polarbear
Person 2: Oh..

by singsang January 11, 2008

keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003

Keeping it cubed

Awesome cubed, the phrase pretty much makes no sense...but go figure.

That bitch was off the chain, shit...Tyrone know that Tiphernie be keepin' it cubed! keeping it cubed

by LeShondre January 20, 2009

~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's

To maintain status of the highest level keeping your associates frustrated with envy.

~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's is not worth it. It's not as easy as Andrea makes it look :/

by j2thet2thea2thel August 24, 2011

Keeping it realer

Someone who can really "keep it real" See: Keeping it realSome people can just keep it realer than others.

(While getting the shit beatin outa her) What Tynesia didn't know was that all of these women were in serving consecutive life sentences...Obviously they were "Keeping it Realer."

by Big PBARLOW March 15, 2004