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kardashevism

The strong belief that the gods are humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically became concious holograms living in their own matrix (simulated dimension powered by the stars) and could hack into other's minds or that the point in life is to become such a being by inspiring humanity to reach type 5 + civilization, on The Kardashev Scale.

(Very similar to my definition of transcendentalism. Please read it).
'The scientist laughed, 'That's just pseudoscience & scientism', but the Kardashev scale theorist retorted, 'No it's Kardashevism: The science & spirituality of the future.'
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023
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Kardashevist

Someone who strongly believes that the gods are humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically became concious holograms living in their own matrix (simulated dimension powered by the stars) and could hack into other's minds or that the point in life is to become such a being by inspiring humanity to reach type 5 + civilization, on The Kardashev Scale.

(Very similar to my definition of transcendentalist. Please read it for more information).
'The scientist laughed, 'You are just a pseudoscientist', but the Kardashev scale theorist retorted, 'No, I am a Kardashevist: The science theorist of the future.'
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023
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Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.
Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.
by HButt66 December 1, 2019
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Kim Kardashian

A human Tick. The more she sucks on people, the bigger her ass gets
Kim Kardashian once sucked this dude on tape, and now look at her phat ass.
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Kim kardashians ass

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Kim Kardashian

Someone should stick one of those labels on her that says "Made 100% from recycled plastic bottles".
Kim Kardashian doesn't have something that the majority of the rest of the human population has. That thing is a natural look.
by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021
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Pull A Kardashian

To rise to popularity, fame, fortune and media adoration by having a sex tape leaked, being in numerous failed marriages with other famous people or numerous plastic surgery and bizarre beauty treatments.
I might have to Pull A Kardashian to get famous right now
by Aphrodite_XX November 3, 2014
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