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funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.
I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school
by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008
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Spinnin' that Junk

A term used to respond when someone says they hate a band you like. Can be used in pretty much any situation regardless of topic.
"Man Pearl Jam blows, do they even know how to make a decent album?"
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."
by turtlecream98 April 21, 2015
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junk food

food that has too much fat(among other things) and bears little nutritional value
Lay off the junk food already. It's not like it's going to do anything good.
by Light Joker April 30, 2005
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Junk Juice

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.
After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.
by Zeezo October 8, 2004
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junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.
"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"
by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013
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Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.
Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by
by kuudez April 22, 2011
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