What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text
@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?
@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.
@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench
@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon
@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived
@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.
@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench
@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon
@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived
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Jukereise is the owner of many roblox games, with the most notable being Juke’s Towers of Hell, aka JToH, with 19M+ visits, and Perfectly Standard Elevator, aka PSE. She also owns a few other games such as Perpetual Adventure (PA), Adopt me, Standard Issue Elevator, Evade, and JToH semi-official practice place. She is also known for never procrastinating and always staying motivated on her games
Person A: “Yo, do you play the games made by Jukereise”
Person B: “no fuck you”
Person A: “Well, I think you should. They’re really fun.”
Person B: “no fuck you”
Person A: “Well, I think you should. They’re really fun.”
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