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Judge Joe Brown

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When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.
I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.
by Andrew Sprunger January 2, 2008
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Judge Adams

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Judge Adams: An excessive and repeated beating by a person without restraint for a minor dispute.

a) After the 2004 video put onto YouTube of Judge William Adams was filmed beating his daughter with a belt while cursing and degrading her for a minor dispute over a computer game.
"Watch it bitch before I get all Judge Adams on your ass"
by BR4ND0 November 3, 2011
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judgemental

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You're judgmental if you think I'm stupid for spelling it "judgemental".
by kowaisouni January 9, 2013
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Judge Mental

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"You are judge mental"
"My judge is fucking mental"
by Dudemeniscus November 22, 2017
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judge jules

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1. A major DJ for the ministryy of sound
2. Jamays dad
1. Dude judge hules is a wicked dj
2. "Jamay, get off the computer!" said judge jules
by AC January 6, 2005
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judge

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Some that judges you on everything you do. Good or not it is always corrected by the judge.

They usually share their knowledge with the world.
Steve: "Kooj, I earned £100 yesterday"
Kooj: "Yeah you could have earned more if you tried something else"
Steve: "Kooj you are such a judge, what you gonna do next? Tell the whole world?"
by Steve Choad July 14, 2006
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A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.

Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.

The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.

Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.

It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
by MikeTong November 16, 2009
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