jokabulary

A word used by self-styled comedians when describing their repository of jokes. Jokabularies are commonly comprised mostly of bad puns.

Person 1: "The word 'jokabulary' is part of my extensive jokabulary!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Get it? Joke-abulary? Vocabulary? But with jokes!"
Person 2: "Please stop talking to me."

by Jin64 December 9, 2008

JonaDio

JonaDio. A canon JJBA ship made by Hirohiko Araki. It is honestly a wonderful ship. Not incest nor a problematic ship. Just perfect. Although it's fine if you don't like it, just don't hate on it.

"JonaDio is a wonderful ship. We wouldn't have Giorno if it wasn't for JonaDio!"

"I'm not a fan of JonaDio. But I'll respect people who ship it."

by jouta November 21, 2020

Pulling a Jonah

Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.

Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..

by kaypea April 19, 2011

Joka

Joka is a person who presents himself to be extremely stupid, yet anyone that's around him is always entertained.

I love to hang around with him, but that joka always extends the boundaries of stupidity it's sometimes embarrassing.

by Punday October 30, 2011

Jonah

1. (noun) Jonah is a raging boomer who's hair makes him look like a piece of steamed broccoli.

Evan: "Jonah is an absolute boomer."

by EvanhatesJonah November 13, 2019

Jonah

A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!

“Jonah is so cool! Let’s hang with him sometime.”

by A Boys Name June 19, 2019

Jonahito

v. jonahito. Pronounced Ho-KNEE-Toe. Jonah as in jonah and the whale. It refers to illegal aliens who are swallowed by whales and then spit out on the California coast near San Diego or Encinitas as a way arriving in the United States.

Jim- Carl, there's another whale beached and I hear Mariachi music.

Carl- Yeah the INS has been telling us to watch out for Mexicans that smell like whale barf, they call 'em Jonahitos.

by Ichiro Tomlinson August 4, 2010