jonbonjovisexual

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi

mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way

by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

jocol

Jocol is most likely the best boyfriend ever, he has beautiful eyes and dark curled hair. Every girl (or boy) needs a Jocol in their life.

Wow he’s such a cutie
Yup thats Jocol

by sooofff May 1, 2022

Jonothan

SONO CHINO SADAME!!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You thought the sentence would be an example of Jonothan, but it was me DIO

by InternetMu’arakh January 3, 2023

Jono Piccolo

Sexy mudda fukka, ripped as hell

He is a Jono Piccolo

by True blue dude March 14, 2023

The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.

"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."

by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012

M Joncé

M Joncé is a rapper. She loves to rap, and she loves to dance. M Joncé is a cool girl. She slays 24/7. She is very popular.

Random guy: who is that?

Random girl: Man U missing out! That's My gurl M Joncé

by M Joncé January 20, 2018

urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

by Foddermaker November 13, 2018