Jadon

A really gay boy who likes Megan

Jadon loves Megan

by YaBoy678 June 5, 2018

Joao

The ultimate sex being
His man gun can grow up to the size of the earth core but he prefers not to since inflated dicks attract the attention of more hoes than a joao needs
He's not greedy for hoes, despite the overwhelming amount he pulls on a daily basis

Some call him the unrivaled being

Lisa: Hey.. are you seeing this handsome guy? I really want him to smash my cheeks

Caroline: Naw Joao is mine

Lisa: That dick might be enough for the both of us..

Caroline: Understatement

by Ironic4 March 15, 2022

joad

a jewish choad or someone who is being a jew

"doug, stop screaming about this Halo game. You're being a major joad!"

by mmanzi March 15, 2005

Jeadon

Mean, smelly, rude, boy who loves to care about him self and only him self. He hates spending his time with other people and usually plays video game’s all day. Lazy.

Makayla: can you come outside and play

Jeadon: I can’t I’m playing Xbox

by Makayla. S May 9, 2022

The Jordo

Smelly man who thinks he knows everything, uses people, referred to himself in the third person and hoards garbage from the dump in his father's house, even tho hed too old to live there and writes repetitive loser metal music no one hears.

The jordo doesn't like that band, so you suck if you like them

by Chankmerotti October 12, 2017

jodofo

Jodofo is often used to react on surprising situations. Especially when you are too excited or too startled to answer.

Also used to respond on greetings.

"Look what i found yesterday!" - "Jodofo!"

"Hi mate." - "Jodofo"

by Heretm October 26, 2005

Jado

Jado, appropriately spelled JaDo, refers to a level of domination in fantasy football that far surpasses, and often confuses, lesser minds, resulting in delusional thoughts that they were ever actually good to begin with. In some circles the name JaDo invokes feelings of fear and uncontrollable jealousy often expressed through incredibly lame attempts to discredit his prolific legacy.

In an unfortunate turn of events, JaDo caused Matt Hannaway to feel so insecure about his manhood that he developed a sexual fetish to strange cat porn. His dark days can be seen on Datelines': To Catch a Predator That Fucks Predators.

*Also please note that Matt Hannaway has never beat jado in fantasy football, nor ever will.

by jado owns you January 9, 2008