Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

On Jizzy Cuh

For real, even used as a filler or a joke mostly used as serious as possible

Joey: I just hit this vape and my head is spinning.

Wyatt: On Jizzy Cuh

by ThiccBoiWhy October 13, 2022

Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jizzy Jet

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.

stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!

by UltraBaller April 9, 2011

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

Swizzy Jizzy

The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly

Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?

I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.

by ManMythLegendDMV May 28, 2018

Dizzy jizzy

A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.

Bro do not come near me with that dizzy jizzy shit!

by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018