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Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.
"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "
by agalma January 14, 2025
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T jizzy

When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )
All i did last night was T jizzy and then my mom walked in on me
by huckle berry February 19, 2025
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jizzy fazcock

something me and my friend made up in 7th grade
woah dude you have such a nice jizzy fazcock
by mrbelding June 9, 2024
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Jizzy James

motherfucker sippin on tweas that pulls unlimited hoes; most likely races bmx bicycles
Yoooo, did you see Jizzy James at the function last night? He was ball hogging all the huzzzzz
by ulovejamess May 8, 2025
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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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Jizzy

When someone is horny-annoying.

In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.

Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe
Example 1: Bitch, quit acting jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.
by therealuncleheshy July 24, 2023
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Jizzy burp

That was a jizzy burp
Or

That burp was jizzy
by Cappybara123 August 14, 2023
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