trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

jihading

The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.

Lets do some jihading downtown tonight!

by greencosmos September 25, 2007

Blow Jihad

The act of forcing a blowjob with a dirty bomb, plane, gun, anthrax, ect.

Muhammed told her to get on her knees and blow him, but when she refused he went into the cockpit and threatened to crash the plane into the building she caved and against her will gave him what he wanted; that is a blow jihad.

by alky January 13, 2008

jihad

when something is considered super cool or trendy. all the rage..."all the kids are doing it".

dude 1: "man..i'm sick of all this Twilight crap!"

dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now!"

by jf37 January 27, 2010

Jihad

Ghetto slang for an act of aggression.

I was just asking if he could spare a little cash and he done jihad my ass.

by derTeufel September 27, 2005

Crimson Jihad

A secret organisation with super secret missions including deciding the fate of virgins.

"We are the Crimson Jihad and we are here for you young virgin"

by A Member of the Crimson Jihad September 19, 2009

love jihad

love jihad is a conspiracys theory used by hindu nationalists to claim that muslim men only marry hindu women to decrease hindu population. it is generally promoted by the BJP, the ruling party of India, this party has previously used the holocaust as an example on why everyone should be of the same race, ideology and religion, this was seen as an insult against holocaust survivors

even though the police has found no evidence on love jihad existing, the media will still support it like it is a hard fact

by @mrkulci June 29, 2019