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cool jizzero 

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
cool jizzero by _the ar October 25, 2019
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Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
Bed Jizzer by Synapzz January 26, 2022
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upper jizzer 

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.
Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer
upper jizzer by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

Upper Jizzer 

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.
I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom
Upper Jizzer by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

Aaron jizzerd 

A male person who works for sensual release instead of money
Chelsea was caught with an Aaron jizzerd last night

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island
β€œMe and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”
Little James Jizzer by Appsych November 6, 2025