jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.

Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.

by daftstrings May 11, 2012

jewel fart

pussy fart pussy fart

self-explanatory pussy fart

by 1whoknowz July 1, 2005

Jewels Flop

When you pull down your pants and jump on something butt ass naked. And you have to scream JEWELS FLOP !!! Or its just not a real.

When my cousin went to football practice, i Jewels Flopped on his bed because he pissed me off earlier.

by Julius Jizz January 12, 2008

emma jewell

Emma jewell is a phrase used to describe a situation that is to tight or moist for you to handle, it is often used as a sex term

Hey this is getting a little emma jewell

by espererodefines April 12, 2017

Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

drop jewels

A man's testicles, a typically paired male reproductive gland that produces sperm.

Man, we was really goin' at it and she was squeezin' my drop jewels tight.

by Victor Cole January 2, 2007

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009