jed

never be this person

i’d never wanna be named JED

by aye ;) May 23, 2019

Jed

A kid that loved nature and then got glued to his xbox. Has a specialty of pissing people off.

Person 1: where’s Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Jed

The act of making someone super repulsive and utterly rejected by the community

“Hey do u remember bob?”
“U mean the guy who got Jeded? Lol hes such a looser”

by DarealDookie August 21, 2022

Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Jed Scott

A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!

There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...

by Succ Nasty May 17, 2018