Tom- Slow down I'm about to cum!
Jeanie- Fuck off! Hurry up and blow your load!
Tom- Jeez O' peets i just jazzed so good...
Jeanie- Fuck off! Hurry up and blow your load!
Tom- Jeez O' peets i just jazzed so good...
by AJ88888888 July 11, 2008
Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.
by the definition circuit February 28, 2021
A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
by @Frankiedavis222 September 23, 2017
by Kantorex February 18, 2021
The previous person who wrote that it came from the musical "All That Jazz" is very wrong. The expression has been used for a LONG, LONG time before that show ever came out. I mean, people I know have been using the expression for as long as I can remember, LONG before anyone ever CONCEIVED of the show named "All That Jazz". It's probably been used since at LEAST the beginning of the 20th Century and probably longer than that. It's another way of saying "and all that stuff". It's a slang way of saying something without telling the whole thing, because telling the whole thing would be boring and monotonous.
"I went into the supermarket, and there were lots of vegetables, like tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, and all that jazz\."
by A fairly smart person March 29, 2017
Jazz Chalk, a synonym for cocaine, particularly when used by musicians in Maryland. A subtle reference to the term jazz cigarette, the term isn't necessarily creepy but can be used to imply an odd circumstance under which cocaine is used.
After we finish these crabs let's go write with some jazz chalk before the show.
I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.
I took her to school last night, teacher brought out the jazz chalk.
by Chesapeake Charlie December 13, 2021