Italian

Pizza Lover. The only food they eat.

Tony: Yo gimme a slice. Pauly: How about some pizza flavored gatorade?

by Colvin May 9, 2005

ITALIAN

PROS: Gifted. Literate. Very amiable and friendly. Brooklyn accent. The Yankees. New York. Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. The Renaissance. Italians have the most perfect girls in the world. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Nice tan. HELL YEA the best dark slicked hair. HELL YEA the best food, perfect noses, THE MAFIA. Admit it. You love the mob. We got cousin Vinny, uncle Joey. I'd rather be named "Tony" or "Mike" or "Phil" than Al-Muhammad or Simba or Jorge or Shinequa or Tyrese. Football (that's soccer for you idiots). Descendants of the Romans, the most influential people in the history of ever. YOU OTHER W. EUROPEAN JERK-OFFS WOULDNT HAVE THE CULTURES YOU HAVE NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ROMANS. YOU MEHICANS TOO, BROTTAS CUS YOU CAME FROM JA SPANISH. AND EGYPTIANS TOO.

CONS: Don Vito from Viva La Bam (what a disgrace to Italians everywhere).

America is blessed to be filled with Italians! Anyone ever had rigatoni with meat sauce and chopped broccoli in a lemon-vinegar sauce on the side. You gotta try that shit.

by P. Iannuzzo December 28, 2005

Italian

People from Italy. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Hispanic or not because I don't know.

I am Italian because my mom is from Italy.

by HIT2JO October 9, 2007

Italian

A male of Italian descent. You will notice they are Italian because they feel compelled to tell you about it all the time. They evaluate everything around them on a scale of manliness which is reminiscent of a 7th graders idea of maturity - otherwise known as Machismo. Italian men are abused by their fathers. Their mothers come to their rescue and coddle them. They loathe themselves because they are mamas boys who feel they never measured up to their father's equally fucked up view of manliness. Most Italian-American's long for people to associate them with the ridiculous mafia characters produced by Hollywood. This is similar to how African-American youth attempt to identify with the gangsters from their own neighborhood. The idea is rather than earn respect from others, they can scare it out of them. The equivalent of this would be white people who want to be associated with the mountain men from deliverance. Italian people would be wonderful people if only their own insecurity/inferiority didn't make them act like such overbearing, loudmouth assholes.

Wow, Tony is such an Italian

by truewhitey December 31, 2007

italian

they're really greasy bastards who sell pizza and eat hotdogs for breakfast.

Ewww, did you see that greasy italian yesterday with his fat hanging out?

by Cock Face May 2, 2005

italian

people who have to much im better than you attitude and not enough brains who are mostly gangsters or wannabe gangsters and those are the ones who embarass the good italians who dont break the law to get what they want people who need to read history before running their mouths who are nothing but racists who drink wine and eat pasta you won 1 sport okay get over it but then again it will be the only thing you accomplish legally tons of other races got you beat in every other thing face it you are not even close to the best

why do italians call their litle towns little italy youre a far way from italy and you werent born there

by natalie johnson March 4, 2007

Italian

A Mexican with slicked back hair and a suit.

That Italian guy likes to refer to organized crime and food when talking about his heritage.

by Chris August 23, 2006