Illiterate Hippy retards

People who have no idea what their doing or why, but think its helping something.

Protesters

by Satan. July 13, 2003

bad breath illiteration

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

East Islip

East Islip is that of a small community with residing residents that are usually on the wealthy elite side. Residents often throw huge bashes and balls, and of course "coming out" parties- referring to a girl when she turns 16 of course. Although East Islip is a rich community the wealthy residents tend to reside south of montauk (main street). Theyre children attend top notch schools such as Timber Point (Eastern side of East Islip Goes there along with Great River Children) and Jfk (werstern side and children near the moorings attend there) the other elementary schools are RCk and Connectquit but those who attend the schools tend not to be all too wealthy. Then you have East Islip Middle School. Home of the Redmen. It is the school of elite children bound to inherit millions/billions one day. Of course you have your cliques like anywhere else but in East Islip the cliques are a little different. Of course you have your preps, skaters, etc.. but then you have your old money, and new money cliques, your millionairs and your billionairs, but all in all the students are getting that of an a+ education.The homes of East Islip tend to be well kept mansions or regular sized homes. But mostly your inbetween mansions and average sized. Most residents in East Islip send theyre kids to public school but for those who opped for private normally send them to St. Marys or Hewletter - a boarding school for the super rich. East Islip (south of Montauk) is made up of small little rich communities such as Hollins Estates, The Moorings, Percy Williams Cove, Country Village, and Deer Run. Most residents drive nice expensive cars such as mercedes bmw range rover bently and rolls royce. Even the East Islip teachers make a good sum of money. Out of the 400 teachers over a 100 make more than a hundred thousand a year. Which is a pretty good salary. Most families own boats and travel to Fire Island for the summers. Most of which own second home on the near island off shore. Residents also send theyre kids to some of the best camps and sleep-away camps New York and California can offer. Also most families go on huge vacations usually to the carribean or Europe.

When i first came here to live i was like "ok its a normal little town" but the first day i attended school at the East Islip Middle School i realized i was sadly mistaken. The kids wore expensive clothing such as armani, gucci, prada, coach, abercrombie for GYM!!!!!!!!, dooney and bourke, hollister, american eagle, jacob marc, etc etc....
Even the teachers were dressed fab. I mean the students didnt have your normal marble notebooks no way they had personalized binders, book, everything. I mean they had cell phones, palm pilots, blackberries, etc.. I felt and still feel totally out of place in this obviousily rich town.

by andrea zappata July 21, 2006

east islip

East Islip : Where to bein, Well as the other 2 definitions have mentioned, EI is definitely wealthy and upper middle class. On the contrary though it isnt as stuck up as described below. HAHA just kidding. East Islip, like Great Neck, Oyster Bay, and Great River is known for its money, cars, fashion, housing, and behavior. East Islip is primeraly white and rich. Although EI does have a section that is equal to being upper middle class in say Bayshore. As of 2007 EI school district is operating on a contingency budget. Many clubs, sports, and electives have been cut, but as usual EI residents opened their fat wallets to donate money to save some clubs, the majority of the High School's sports, and some school functions. As for the East Islip Middle School, it is definitely home to some extremely stuck up teens. The school received a huge expansion about 2-3 yrs. ago, almost doubling the classroom amount. The School is quite impressive looking both on the inside and the outside with its new brick and its spankin new food court that is home to its OWN deli, pizzeria, regular lunch line, hamburger line, and misc. foods. The teens tend to wear A and F, Hollister, Lacoste, and girls have anything and everything from Coach, Prada, Gucci, and Marc Jacobs. The richer residents tend to reside south of Main Street in estates like, Country Village, Deer Run, Hollins, Moorings and Great River (Technically GR is a town but it is kinda like a village of EI). The Moorings is the only gated community out of those listed above. The town aslo HAS no bars, or fast food restaurants as of right now. The last bar shut down last summer. The town has hardly any litter and no "ugly" areas. It is also home to Hecksher State park and a beautiful marina. The is most definitely stuck up though, and rich, and loaded with teens (from East Islip Middle School) that drink, play beer pong, gamble w/ their family's $, apparently do drugs, and basically DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. The teens here tend to grow up quicker due to their family's $. REDMEN 4ever.

When i entered college my room mate asked me where i was from. When i responded East Islip it was like word spread like fire. I became know as the rich little privileged boy from Long Island. Well i was but i lived in EI in the seventies (way before it became like it is today---- it wasn AS stuck up) lol.

by Eihater12 February 5, 2007

Inlite

A band from the sucky town of Grand Island that is composed of freakishly gorgeous guys that make nice music.

"Waow! did you see those hot guys?"
"they are an inlite fo sho."

by Grndslndscks December 25, 2008

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illiteration

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.

"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

by Pancho Industries, LLC May 4, 2006