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offbrand indian

In omaha nebraska, the indian population was very secluded and were not subject to outside influence.
After many years there became a crisis. At the opening of the new hindu temple, these 'ralestinians' (ralston, ne kids) thought they could cross into omaha territory and ruin omaha's reputation of extremely attractive indians that dont resort to hair gel, makeup etc
During this uprising the west omaha indians had united after setting aside the few differences and much research ranging from walkietalkies to biopsies resulted in the most scientific way to describe this kind. the term offbrand indian was born. these ralestinians and others to join were considered offbrand and not to be associated with the indians in omaha.

When this term was used outside nebraska there was a language problem until there was a translation for offbrand indian, FOB.
Rahul: man who are those fuckers that make us look bad
Rohan: those aleins are called offbrand indian. they have no respect for others and ruin the reputation of many innocent attractive indians
Rahul: Why do they spend so much time with hair gel, annoying as fuck faces?
Rohan: Dude who knows.
by West Omaha Federation July 5, 2010
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Indian Slushie

When you freeze your semen with salt and fuck an indian girl in the ass by inserting your frozen indian slushie.
Televive enjoyed her indian slushie last nigbt
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blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.
yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.
by indianblondy January 6, 2022
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Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.
shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear
by crasbox December 22, 2020
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Indian stomp

Verb. A ghetto stomp preformed by an american with indian descent.
Dude the chief indian stomped the british yesterday.
by DrUgZ BuNnY December 22, 2009
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Flaming Indian

When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.
Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.

John: Fuck, no way?!?!

Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....
by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010
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Indian Receiver

One who initially accepts a gift, and then later returns it.
You know, I thought I wanted your old microwave but after two months I realized it was too big for my kitchen. Here it is again -- sorry to be an Indian Receiver.
by Velleity April 22, 2011
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