Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009

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Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

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The act of moving your car when you're stuck in traffic or at a red light and your radio goes fuzzy. In this act, one moves their car an inch in order to fix the fuzzy radio.

This can also have the opposite effect just making the radio worse.

Rob: "Ahh shit the radios fuzzy."

Jim:"It's aight, ill just move a Radio Inch"

Rob: "yeee"

by (-slimTHUG-) March 8, 2010

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centrifugal inch

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.

Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it

by havenlad February 12, 2023

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Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

by GoodinBed March 30, 2023

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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.

Most of us are 69 inches tall.

by gregben October 15, 2023

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