The Corpse Husband Phenomenon

A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet

Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you

by Just a person_0923 October 24, 2020

Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.

1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.

by TigerRose October 20, 2010

Husband

A word used to describe someone unmanipulatable or in charge.

My husband refused to go to dairy queen after using my girlish charm.

by Pseudomikeg June 25, 2018

ex-husband

When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.

I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.

by Mr. Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

Husband

Fucking hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I want to take this to the next level, be my husband?"

by Penguin Liver December 21, 2016

Husband Stealer

A dirty rotten hoe that steals husbands and other peoples children. If you live in Leeds, UK keep your husbands locked up or she'll take them.

Woman 1: "That Tracey Mackie has been seen with Susans Husband"

Woman 2: "She'll rob him blind and split up his family cos she's a husband stealer'

by SardineMethod1940 July 15, 2010

Husbae

A married man.

A term for a married male.

Girl: "I got married!"
Guy: "Your husbae is a lucky man."

by xShadowxKittenx May 6, 2015