Hurley

A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).

I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)

by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 7, 2017

hurley

A great skate/surf brand that makes everything from hats to shirts and sweaters and jeans. I find their stuff is some of the best quality out there in terms of a skate brand, and pwns Quiksilver (what doesn't?) and Etnies and other skate brands. If you have to buy anything from a skate/surf brand, do yourself a favour and make it Hurley.

These new Hurley jeans I bought kick ass! They're so comfortable yet they're fitted

by clothes guy August 11, 2007

hurkle

an emission or expulsion of air followed by a secretion of fluid from the vagina on the face of one's sexual partner

"Damn, that bitch just hurkled on me."

by Tommy Jefferson December 30, 2008

Hurley-sensei

Awesome; Undou; Teaches Japanese at the most amazing high school in the world...WILCOX!!!! Therefor he is superior to you all, bow down to Hurley-sensei.Cat-lover, Dedicated, Technophile, and...Courageous. Amazingly awesome and will always help his students out when they are in need. He can juggle extremely well, it is amazing.

Everything awesome in the world. Undou.Genki desuka?! Hai, Okagesame de genkidesu.

Translation.

Hurley-sensei has brightened up my day.

by PapaKuma January 18, 2009

humblejeeblebum

the art of taking a crap of a high building and hoping it lands on an arab.

'Lets crap on that F**in' arab now lads!'

by david macclesfield the third of benjy February 1, 2005

HurleyGurly935

Fed up with all the verbal beatings by other members YCMB members, she fled to the YC Chat for eternity. The forever hippocrate of the Yellowcard Message Board. The very reason to hate.

HurleyGurly935 One Week Old:
"Oh Em Gee! I love Ryan Key! He is so hott! Yellowcard roxx my soxx, bebe! Have my bebes Ryan!"

HurleyGurly935 2 Weeks Old:
"STFU Noob. Lyke Oh Em Gee! Ryan is lyke soooo hott! I want him so bad! I'm going to stalk him! Please..."

by Everyone On The YCMB August 5, 2004

Humblebrag

A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what Slapdick they are.

Stayin humble. Always grateful. "Good things come to those who wait." Lovin my new whip. #HardWorkPaysOff

Humblebrag

by NYSoldier November 28, 2011