humphrey

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"

by anal rape March 11, 2008

Humpy

1. An Aboriginal hut made out of mud and sticks usualy of pore construction.

2. A badly built or povo building

look at that humpy man, it is so povo. who would want to live there

by Aussicrochunter May 4, 2005

humpty blumpty

Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

by Cherenkov June 13, 2007

humptyscrabitz

any part of a building or object with angles that stick out
any small part that no one
knows the name of

My house looks smaller than others cuse it has that humptyscrabitz.

by lilredhen June 22, 2008

humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety

Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers

by ebuygum April 21, 2009

Humpty Bumps

Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.

That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.

by mocha12346 April 25, 2010

Hrmphy

Characterised by, filled with, or otherwise demonstrating grumpiness or anger. Liable to say "hrmph". A hrmphy person may been seen with arms crossed, hands in pockets, or showing great discontent in some way.

Jack spilled coffee on himself this morning so he was hrmphy all day at work.

by jdjackdaniels June 9, 2011