Hearding

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.

Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.

by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

Harding

When you laugh so hard you turn to stone.

I literally dropped my phone from how laugh I'm harding

by Yogumin November 2, 2022

hardingmaxxing

The act of waking up and going to bed early. Especially when waking up early to go to the gym.

Wow, he’s up at 5:30am today! He’s really hardingmaxxing!

by arshtrip123 July 11, 2024

hardingmaxxing

Waking up and going to bed very early. Especially when waking up early to go to the gym.

Wow, he’s up at 5:30am today! He’s really hardingmaxxing!

by arshtrip123 July 11, 2024

hoarking

A dance between a man and a woman, put inside a wooden house. A ring of fire is around the house. If they do not produce a baby, the house is lit on fire.

I watched that episode where the hoarking happened. Absolutely wild, bro!

by Sexfucker69420 February 5, 2024