Hortonville

-a small town in Wisconsin
-full of trucks and rednecks
-drinking isn't a hobby or pass time, its a lifestyle
-a dip is something in your lip and not a bump in the road
-the high school parking lot is all jacked up truck and rusty fords
-half of the trucks were bought with daddies money
-the only things to do are hunt, fish and drive through the mud

In Hortonville, even downtown is in the country.

by trucksnmud2018 March 9, 2018

tim hortons

see also

fim fortons

by GreyWolf April 26, 2004

Hortastic

A description of a situation that is both horrible and fantastic at the same time.

Any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of clothing, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes exponentially hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in the center of it all.

by Turik March 9, 2010

liam horth

a short skinny black haired fuck that likes to play with his vagina and it smells like tuna

get liam horth some vagina spray

by Urban mane April 19, 2018

nick horton

Your average social media star who is charming and funny. He started on younow but has the most following on musically with over 900k. He often visits kings island during the summer. Be cautious though if he asks you to hang out with him because he will be all nice while your there but ignore you and call you a fan when he knows he might never see you again. Nick is a nice kid to parents but be careful when you thing you are becoming friends.

“Did you see Nick Horton get roasted in RiceGum’s video called little girls roast RiceGum #2”

by Not.him May 23, 2018

LUCY HORTON

yo dan you iz fuked up YOU IZ GIVIN BEAR HED TO TO MANY PEOPLE

nUFFFFF sic MANSSSS!

Nar Man : Yo its luci
Luci : Yo want head
Nar Man : yeh bear tonk dik
Luci : i got bear fat ass
Nar Man : i know but u is a hoe
Luci : YESSSSS!!!!1 im gona have a rosie
(see rosie)

by ducksdajhe March 29, 2005

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023