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Horse

A Horse is typically a middle aged married women who has an inner home wrecker slut inside of her perfect image. A Horse enjoys having affairs with married men. A horse is often referred to as a slag or tard.
Oh look at that Horse, she's probably going to sleep with Mr. jones, I wonder if his wife knows!
by martobs August 8, 2011
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Horse?

The shortest sentence in the language of "random people" (as in people who like to act "randomly").
People may tell you it is something else, like the sentence "I am" or even the word "Go", however, neither of them are "random".
It must have a question mark at the end. Otherwise, you are just saying the word "horse". Obviously.
Random Person 1: Hey, I totally saw a purple chicken eat a monkey dishwasher, and got pie all over his face, with a cake of cheese!
Random Person 2: Oh ... *thinks carefully* Well, why don't we run across the road so we can find a banana grapefruit with a shoe for a horse?!
Random Person 1: Horse?
(both laugh)
by geeoraysee-ee March 26, 2008
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Horse

A large penis. Like gigantic.
Said because horses have large penises.
jarred;Cameron has a horse
Cameron; Yea its bigger then your pin dick
by jarredthetank December 3, 2011
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Horse

Meaning someone that is a coward and runs away at the site of a gangster
That Horse couldn't get away fast enough
by Muffin Man December 1, 2004
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Horse

Slang term for Heroin cause it makes you look like one in short order.
Do dope and youll start looking like a horse.
by SuperDog August 1, 2008
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Horse

A "horse" refers to the overbite/bucktoothness of a girl. When these two things combine, the 2 jaws form a horse look.
Joe: Doesn't she look like a horse?
Bob: who? Morgan?
by nashb October 20, 2009
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Horse

Heroin. Arm Candy. The Big H. Also called Crazy Horse.
"For the Horse you've grown much fonder. What in God's name have you done? Stick your arm for some real fun"

- Alice N Chains
by Dopehead April 9, 2006
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