hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

Hoover Remover Maneuver

When you slap a chick off your dick to get her to stop suckin it

Example: get off bitch! or I'll use the hoover remover maneuver. Keeps the pimp hand strong!

by pbagz September 25, 2009

hoover dam

while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.

woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"

maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"

by blahblahblah1234654542 July 6, 2011

Hoover Bread basket

Verb-To secrectley hide shit in ones chili who you may be mad at.

Bob-Dude that chili taste really weird!
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.

by buttright December 20, 2010

Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

Hoover Dike

The most extreme type of lesbian. Typically very butch and strong.

Dude, you know Elsie? Upstate Vermont turned her into a total Hoover Dike

by T-money jonesly bitch March 30, 2011

hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.

I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012