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Holy Thighble

Are you religious ?
i'd like to introduce you to my religion

what's your religion ?
"show the Holy Thighble"

I'm interested
by Subspinipes December 16, 2019
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high holy week

the week during which The World Gymnastics Championships and/or the Artistic Gymnastics events of The Summer Olympic Games are taking place.
"This ain't no Worlds Week. It's HIGH HOLY WEEK."
by Gymnut September 30, 2013
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gooby hole

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole
by KKKisforNoScopers March 3, 2015
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Grace Hole

A former "glory hole" that has lost its elastic integrity due to age and/or overuse. When used in the metaphorical sense, it can also refer to a woman's genitalia that has become irreversibly cavernous.
Let's go to that corner dive, bro. It has that gaping Grace Hole in between the stalls that reminds me of the asscunt my wife never recovered from after our 7th child.
by msacco November 8, 2021
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No Habla Hollandaise

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.
by Ststanstan August 20, 2019
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A White Hole

Similar to a black hole in nature.

A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.

A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.

Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.

-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.

Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.

A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic

This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.

Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.

Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!

Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!

Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 10, 2022
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speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
by RobbyPants May 30, 2008
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