HoFax

A run down of your sexual history, how many men/ woman you have been with. Have you had 3somes? Bisexual experiences? How old were you when you lost your virginity.

He tried to ask me to pull my hofax.
My cousins man was asking me to run through her ho fax.

by ThickShady December 2, 2019

Hoffin

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit

Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue

by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020

Hoffee

A racist, sexist, homophobic chad

"Hoffee, stop spamming offensive memes"

by Mold of the fridge April 5, 2022

slutbag hoeface

A person who appears to be trashy, bitchy, stupid, or self obsessed.

Kate: Did you hear about last night?
Amanda: No, what happened?
Kate: Leah cheated on her boyfriend with four different guys!
Amanda: Oh my fucking God. What a slutbag hoeface.

by sarabby. January 19, 2009

Justin Hoffert

the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D

Justin Hoffert's cock is the size of Texas...

by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011

paige hofacker

a person that is very annoying and rude that always tells people to get out of her beeswax and says i did not ask for yo two cents in my conversation thinking that she is so powerful . But she is very nice at some points and dates a weird dude named bentley payne (like df bro)

Paige hofacker is really weird.

by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017

Lewis Hoffman

Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.

Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.

WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN

by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017