Heston

He can get angry from time to time but he will never stay mad. He is lovable and generous and has a huge penis

I'm so lucky I got a Heston

by yourmfbestfriend August 1, 2016

Hetmo

A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they're a complete homo

Well, Maureen, you might be fooled by our Jason saying that he wants to join the rugby team to get fit and buff up for the ladies, but he's such a hetmo - he just wants to get his head near other guy's crotches

by Soph July 13, 2004

hetrochrochima

Having fucking awesome eyes

Dude did you see that girls eyes "yeah She has hetrochrochima "

by Ever weird January 14, 2014

Hetcon

When the creators of a piece of media turn a character that was originally presented or coded as LGBT+ to heterosexual by paring them with someone they never had any romantic attachment to or other means.

In season 3 of Supergirl they hetcon Lena Luthor by paring her up with James Olson

by TheMistMan April 9, 2019

Capt'n Hector

A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.

Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?

by The Masked Clock April 5, 2003

Hetty

An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.

Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.

by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020

hectorian

normally atributed to a breed of bar fights/martial arts hardcore gamers that enjoy pokemon, zelda and FFVII. An hectorian knows all the facts that freak people out about those games, sometimes he freaks himself out, but enjoys beating a hobo senseless.

hectorian:"i fucking hate this hobo, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM..."
(5 minutes later)
hectorian:"ok my little friends lets trade pokemons!!!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007