Hetmo 

A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they're a complete homo

Well, Maureen, you might be fooled by our Jason saying that he wants to join the rugby team to get fit and buff up for the ladies, but he's such a hetmo - he just wants to get his head near other guy's crotches

Hetmo by Soph July 13, 2004

Hetmo 

A cross between the words heterosexual and homosexual. Straight men that display stereotypically blatant homosexual and feminine mannerisms, (i.e. the "lisp", the limp wrist, many girl-friends, and the use of obscene quantities of facial and hair products) but are a actually believed to be straight due to the lack of evidence to the contrary.
Full Word - Hetmosexual

"I think RP might be gay. Do you hear the way he talks its almost like hes a girl. And he takes longer then one in the bathroom getting ready"
"Nah, I think he likes chicks. He's just Hetmo."

Hetmo by Mike Doyle July 16, 2008

hermoans 

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.

It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!

hermoans by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Helmo 

Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.

Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!

Helmo by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011