the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heffer

An annoying fellow friend that gives you a pet peeve!

Jill !!! why you putting for stank feet on my bread.... You heffer!!

by Joh Nathaniel minus "iel" April 13, 2006

Heifer Dust

The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

heeber hobber

the act of a gay man pulling another mans penis out of a third mans ass and proceeding to suck it clean before inserting it into a fourth mans ass

Mike is the best heeber hobber ever, there was none of Rob's shit on Frank's dick when he inserted it into Sprout's ass

by skeezer69 June 29, 2011

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One June 3, 2006

Heffer

Stephanie (dirty ho)

Stephanie the heffer

by whoo kid May 4, 2005